She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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