Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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