I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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