If i come over, it means nothing
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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