omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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