what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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