Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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