Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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