she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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