I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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