I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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