I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
