You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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