And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My vagina is officially offended.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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