Don't you send me to vm
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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