Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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