I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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