Pappa wants mamma naked
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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