So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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