im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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