it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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