So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
