so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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