Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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