id be glad to
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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