It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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