The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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