I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I enjoy the company of your penis
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