i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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