They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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