Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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