i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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