If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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