Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
