i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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