my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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