My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?