three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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