How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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