you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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