sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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