sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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