so explain again why im purple
no
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
