I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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