but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Randomize