How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
false alarm, still single
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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