Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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