so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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