i think my tv is drunk
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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