you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm too high and old for this...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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