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Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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