Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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