Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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