Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just invented taco cereal.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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