i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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