At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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