Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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